when someone cries because you said something nice to them, they’re someone who you need to protect because they haven’t seen enough kindness in the world.
- just because
- i disagree with you
- does not mean
- i am not your friend
The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.
oh my god
i just do not understand this post what even
OH MY FUCKING GOD
the fact that a girl being a feminist is a turn off to a lot of guys is just further proof that sexism exists they’re literally saying they don’t want a girl who requires respect because that’s just no fun
From God’s Perspective
“The books you think I wrote are way too thick. Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn’t be a dick? And I don’t watch you when you sleep. Surprisingly I don’t use my omnipotence to be a fucking creep.”
This is the sickest shit I’ve ever seen
This is so important. Know your elements before getting tatted. And if you are tatted you better have this shit memorized.
tattoos are hot.
“All the naysayers who were against marijuana legalization are eating crow right about now. Colorado’s weed sales just keep trending up, and with the sales of legal weed, they are improving their schools and reducing overall crime rates.”
WOW IT’S ALMOST LIKE IF YOU LEGALIZE WEED
PEOPLE WON’T DO BAD THINGS
TO GET WEED
why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor